first i get on a bus.. a mini van bus.. to my suprise!!! the bus is even mini than a mini bus!!!
imagine someone like me.. "i know im nothing but skin and bone..." well.. someone like me.. when i get to the seats, my leg actually stuck in between the space given.. ==.. totally sucks.. however the driver sure know how to make it up for the inconvenient.
bcoz as he play those disco songs, i can feel the blasting stereo under my feet! its actually under the van.. probably running along with those car mechanism..
well, tats not the point.. i soon arrive at this plaza to wait for my fren delayed arrival.. so i went window shopping n end up in a entertainment store.. and i happened to play "domino" with those song albums... my hand slipped.. well.. i did throw those album back to the rack.. just didnt arrange properly..
later we went to this cinema and then bought an ice cream.. here i saw an annoying kid wif his father.. seriously annoying..
kid : i wanna get an ice-cream for 3
father : its 3 ice-cream not an ice cream for 3.. who teach u this broken english?
kid : u father..
father :...
me thinkin (seriously.. are they drama-ing)..
cashier : 3 ice cream rite, which type?
kid : the white white one!
cashier : which white one?
kid : 3 white one! 3! its for 3! 3 bla bla bla.. (seriously i cant remember or arrange the sentence as messy as tat kid)
father : sundal (malay slang) corn
cashier : owh.. sundae(lower the voice a lil) corn..
later.........
the kid tryin to pursue his dad he wanna take all 3 ice-cream at once... i mean he wanna hold all 3 of it and bring it to his mom i think...
and his father okay.. and the kid.. walk happily.. lickin his ice-cream.. oops..oops.. hand lost control.. oops.. catch catch... fall.. piaakk... ice-cream destroyed.. the kid cried... oh yeah~~..
later i bought mine n i lick it as hard n as enjoyable in front of the kid.. no hard feeling..
proceed to the cinema.. as im findin my seat wif my frend.. the seat had been territorized by a 30-40 yrs old woman wif her 2 child..
dammn!! terrorist are everywhr in our country..
fren: " i think we just sit nearby them n make some voice about the seats as loud as possible so that they notice and leave lar okay?"
me: " okay.."
so we were making voices about our seats n finding it as dramatically as possible.. we were like climbin over the nearby seats next to them n lookin at our own ticket n bending down n knee-ing down n keep on sayin this is not our seats number.. our seats are TEN and ELEVEN! how come its not here.. so fake..
yet.. the family didnt even move abit by our dramatical acting..
so i had little choice but to try to seduce that mature woman..
me " hello sexy "
woman " yes? "
me "my seat is actually.. the seat that ur sitting"
the woman took out the ticket and we compare n..
woman " hey cutie, our ticket are actually the same!? wonderful?"
me " yea.. one in a million, we really have fate... are ur family n u good in running?"
woman "not really.. why ask so?"
me "coz ur in the wrong cinema and ur show are starting now"
woman "whaaaaat??!"
as quickly as possible, the woman and her sons quickly retreat themselve to another cinema..
as my fren and i claim back our territory from those terrorist family... we proudly announce our victory!!!
hahahahahahahahaha!!!
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