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2011-12-21T15:05:00.002+08:00

now i begin to understand that no..

not many people can think rationally, of coz including me la, despite how much we want to claim that we can.. WE CANT.

truly lost my mind these few days..

but some of my innerself let me know that im wrong.. guilt or sometin.. mayb just that im not use to it..

sometin happened these few days and.. yea.. shit happen even in holiday

can only say that.. the more u know someone.. the more u feel the shit of that person..

its always better to keep a distance..

even wif someone u reli care or love..

sometime they just fuck u up n they dont even realize it..

this is life.. and there is no longer such things as "mistake".. this is who we all are..

we make mistake like daily routine alr.. this is US.. dammit.. we learn from our mistake to make even more mistake.. to hell wif our life...

because we keeps on making mistake towards people around us, and they return it to us... we learn to forgive n forget n love....

painful and... fruitful i guess..

in the end... what u earn is actually the result of ur everytin that happen in ur life that shape you, strengthen you.. whether you want or not.

TO HELL WITH LIFE... cheers

This is the Alien Font

2011-11-30T17:20:00.001+08:00

helo everyone

actually...

im just...

testing this.. LOL

new list ;)

2011-11-24T18:12:00.002+08:00

hmmph..

i have a plan again hiak hiak hiak, just to remind myself ;)

aftr make my own card =)

1k ) figurine + jersey

aftr retrieve my loan

1k ) i5 + mobo

1k ) tron set

1k) drivin n shootin set

aftr have a room

2k) 40"

1k) 5.1

waaa.. my dream so far away.. hahahaha

how pathetic can he be?

2011-11-20T06:36:00.002+08:00

come on la bro...

i heard there is this one guy in my class that claim himself to be the best leader among others.

the hell, i give credits for his effort and braveness la

but ~.~mlm... he is definitely not the best

see for urself

1. when he is a leader he tell seniors bout what we did (i assume he just guess most of it, meaning he just tell what he *think* we will do or what we have done)

2. when he is a leader, he listen to people who ask him to do fuck things on his own classmate, which he really DID.

3. everytime.. go for outing... anyplace.. anytime... he is always the one start to bad mouth other people... main point? NOBODY ASK HIM TO DO SO! okay?

4. epic failure in keeping secrets..
some example
> one second ago, 2 people ask him not to tell SOMEONE the news about the rumors that we heard on the exam result... the next second, that particular SOMEONE know...

he only able to keep his damn mouth shut for 1 second

> sometime ago, ever ask me who is the girl i have interest in, happen twice (which i gave him wrong info twice oso, u know, a guy instinct can be deadly accurate too)
1st case.. took him one day to shut his damn mouth only, coz everyone has gone back home
2nd case.. took him....... like... 5 mins? directly tell a girl everytin i told him.

and all i did was tell INACURATE INFO and put up a.. NO-PLEASE-DONT-TELL-ANYONE face, and i can witness such a fasinating show

5 the fuckest thing is... he is such a "STONE FIRE"... batuuuuuu api.. batuuuuuu api... which i almost get one of it from him, luckily i predicted it earlier which i dont feel like tellin it at here.. mlm=.=mlm... and i witness him batu api alot of people...

funny thing is.. he dont even realise it!!! COOL!! such an epic failure...

actually he have his good side too. he maybe a good person which i have doubt

BUT

is he an excellent leader as he claim??

when u turn urself on our own classmate.. mlm~.~mlm... u dont have the right to talk about any leadership quality u possess to me

an interestin story

2011-10-17T21:06:00.001+08:00

10th grade

As I sat there in English class, I stared at the girl next to me. She was my so called "best friend". I stared at her long, silky hair, and wished she was mine. But she didn't notice me like that, and I knew it. After class, she walked up to me and asked me for the notes she had missed the day before and handed them to her. She said "thanks" and gave me a kiss on the cheek. I wanted to tell her, I want her to know that I don't want to be just friends, I love her but I'm just too shy, and I don't know why.

11th grade
The phone rang. On the other end, it was her. She was in tears, mumbling on and on about how her love had broke her heart. She asked me to come over because she didn't want to be alone, so I did. As I sat next to her on the sofa, I stared at her soft eyes, wishing she was mine. After 2 hours, one Drew Barrymore movie, and three bags of chips, she decided to go to sleep. She looked at me, said "thanks" and gave me a kiss on the cheek. I want to tell her, I want her to know that I don't want to be just friends, I love her but I'm just too shy, and I don't know why.

Senior year
The day before prom she walked to my locker. My date is sick" she said; he's not going to go well, I didn't have a date, and in 7th grade, we made a promise that if neither of us had dates, we would go together just as "best friends". So we did. Prom night, after everything was over, I was standing at her front door step. I stared at her as she smiled at me and stared at me with her crystal eyes. I want her to be mine, but she isn't think of me like that, and I know it. Then she said "I had the best time, thanks!" and gave me a kiss on the cheek. I want to tell her, I want her to know that I don't want to be just friends, I love her but I'm just too shy, and I don't know why.

Graduation Day
A day passed, then a week, then a month. Before I could blink, it was graduation day. I watched as her perfect body floated like an angel up on stage to get her diploma. I wanted her to be mine, but she didn't notice me like that, and I knew it. Before everyone went home, she came to me in her smock and hat, and cried as I hugged her. Then she lifted her head from my shoulder and said, "you're my best friend, thanks" and gave me a kiss on the cheek. I want to tell her, I want her to know that I don't want to be just friends, I love her but I'm just too shy, and I don't know why.

A Few Years Later
Now I sit in the pews of the church. That girl is getting married now. I watched her say "I do" and drive off to her new life, married to another man. I wanted her to be mine, but she didn't see me like that, and I knew it. But before she drove away, she came to me and said "you came!". She said "thanks" and kissed me on the cheek. I want to tell her, I want her to know that I don't want to be just friends, I love her but I'm just too shy, and I don't know why.

Funeral
Years passed, I looked down at the coffin of a girl who used to be my "best friend". At the service, they read a diary entry she had wrote in her high school years. This is what it read: I stare at him wishing he was mine, but he doesn't notice me like that, and I know it. I want to tell him, I want him to know that I don't want to be just friends, I love him but I'm just too shy, and I don't know why. I wish he would tell me he loved me! `I wish I did too...` I thought to my self, and I cried.

Alien

2011-10-07T19:11:00.002+08:00

well...

just now i went to urban dictionary searchin for the word "alienware"

and i get a poor response =(

overprice product, totally crappy customer service, only for rich spoilt kids =(

kinda sad... however after doin a lil bit of research ...

its kinda hapi to know tiz

i7 2670qm currently no.5 in i7 series...

LOL =)

blog it off

2011-09-27T19:23:00.002+08:00

recently... lot of stuff happened...

LOL.. i feel funny about the sentence above... there are awez a lot of stuff going on...

anyway, something big to me.. reli did happened...

in just a few days, i realised.... i really did change?!

i mean i really did....

i changed... yay...

however... sad things is...

i having issues in communicating skills... haix... fuck me...

TAMADE!!!

2011-09-19T18:44:00.002+08:00

TUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT!

ciu...

look at the size of his body n his linc language, diaooooo i tot his is a MAN

manatau when come to making decision he is as sissy as a useless noob shit little annoying kid

diaoooooooooooooooooooooo

just now i walk to basketball court 20 mins like tat i reach... fuckk.. i alr told him im going

then he msg me

"ui rain la bro"

fuckkkkkk... i take liao 25 or 30 min like tat then only u msg me rain .. FUCK daoooo the rain mmg start alr before i even ask him to play ball

then i still ok, i reply him tat nxt time play lor

manatau... diaoo... he go ask

"u got bring hp go mie, got ppl play thr mie"

ciu.. yuan lai he mean "u must be still at home one"

terus i soooo nyet... diao.... i terus go home la

manatau he msg he coming waa.. .FUCK!!!! i already reach home then only he say he going

diaooooooo i walk back again...

ngaiiiii saaaaaat... he say "nxt time la"

CB!!!!!!! u tot i very fuckin free ar... walk lai walk qu.. terus i non stop call him call him call him call him...

pukima... he dont pick dont pick thr...

i instant call him after i get his msg lagi tu... take note oo!! instant call after i get his msg...

then he say sori i bath.. i tot i say im not going...

terus i nyet daooooo OVER BOILING POINT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ciuuuu.........

i tell u... i saw this guy again im goin to break his skull with a brick

eavesdropper's fren

2011-09-17T15:58:00.002+08:00

i have a fren, she is my eavesdropper's fren

today she tell me an abso-fucking-lutely piece of crap d theory

let me tell u wat she did n embarass herself la

yday nite, she ask me "hey, u went out wif 2 girls a?" i said "no"

then she say "sori, im in a bad mood now"

never had i tot that she bad mood coz me ooo..

the nxt day, her fren, eavesdropper came over n ask me the same question..

a type of hooking question...

eavesdropper came over to me n say "how come u can ask dao xxx out with u one?? i wonder... hmm..."

in my head (fucking beautiful.. tryin to hook me into answering him with this question.. so after all the girl reli dont trust me, hence this guy n this girl question me by taking turns)

after awhile.. afternun nearing evening..

eavesdropper's fren went and ask the girl about hanging out wif me.. and???

i didnt.. so what the fuck la??

why shud i even lie to u.

afterward, i did find this eavesdropper's fren..

owh... so she claim that she has proven tat im innocent wa...

like i care?! she is the one keep on investigating

AND she said "of coz i trusted u, thats why i go n ask around.. coz i cant just listen to one side speech ma.. "

marvellous! if that is call TRUST, then in this world there is no such things as DOUBT.

im glad she still can make up excuses for herself.

first she think i lie so she goes around posting on her wall "liar liar pants on fire"

SBE

2011-09-10T02:08:00.002+08:00

SBE.. school b wat e wat.. forgot..

school based education? probably la... anyway, it started during this whole week.. 5-9 sept.. kinda feel like recording every moment i remember

first of all... encountered an interesting conversation wif a classmate, it was all about this SBE thing.

me: hey, tomoro u start PBS d?
her: yea, didnt u saw my post?

me: yea.. it stated SBE, what is SBE?
her:har? i thought u should know it better than anyone?! coz ur english so gud d

O.o... SBE.. even if its an english short form, i wouldnt concern much about it, let alone the full sentence of SBE is what...
and what does that even have to do wif my english understanding level?

so i guess that i learn somethin unuseful for my SBE portfolio.. i now understand what SBE stand for! hurray!!! what a waste of time..

second thing that i remember the most during this whole SBE process..

first day arriving at the primary school, this new environment...

meeting wif the principal himself

me:hi principal, im here to do the ROS..
him: huh?

me:the.. PBS
him:yea and?

me:im frm institut d
him:which institut?

me:maktab gaya
him:oo.. if u have nth else, let the vice principal help u out. (showin the door to me)

okay... i felt dumb.. as if i was just a human size rubbish standin in his office and wasting the space and oso his time..
well, i guess that is the difference of having ur parents as one of the influencial character at school and... NONE.

making me feeling like a peasant with no special authorities and priveledges and so on... it felt so much better.. for me anyway. no gesture thingy, just work and no bonding or anytin.. just finishin my own task and u can carry on ur own work.. earth spinning with or without me, just that i have to do my own stuff, n u do urs.

the 3rd thing which im hardly able to get rid of my mind..

the torturing chamber! (teacher rest room)
yeah... that is suppose to be a rest room, what the fuck was wrong with that room...
the room was like.. a pressure cooking oven... omg.. every teacher at there spill out their pressure, their complains, their this and that.. private matters.. talkin behind ppl's back..

with a volume that fill the whole teacher rest room..
how i wish i can get out of there.. but i was place there for a reason.. coz there is no extra table for me.. so i have to stay thr..

why dont i leave there? gosh.. i wish i could but there is no other place to do my own work! .. library, close; canteen, another noisy and.. dont forget bout the hygiene.. there is just no place to go.

so .. everyday i was there tortured for couple of hours.. omg.. listening to all of the teachers' complain

never been any better... it became worst when those teachers take turn to eat in front of me..
my gosh... even if im not hungry oso i became hungry quicker than my regular day..

last but not least...
the very same conversation rise up during the first and second day...

teacher A:hey, he look like his brother o
teacher B:yea, are they brother?
teacher C:of coz! dont u know about that??

well.. this conversation was soooo typical that i heard the same thing couple of times for the first and second

what make it even worst? they are sayin it in front of me.. DUDE.. cant u just come over and ask me?

not to forget bout those student.. yea.. they seldom greet me when im alone.
i guess what goes around come back around.. coz i never like to greet people.

lousy poem again

2011-09-07T18:02:00.002+08:00

Im someone who sought common between us,

patiently,
I listen to the song u love,

patiently,
I play the game u like,

patiently,
Connecting the dots between us.

Im someone who has lost in this quest of persevere,

The song i listened,
Doesnt beat its rhythm in my mind,

The game i played,
I gain nothing but fatigue,

The dot im trying to connect,
Does it even exist?

Im someone who really hope everything will fall in line,

Endurance if it needs,

Wisdom if it requires,

Or even come to prayer... I wish this miracle will appear

messed up

2011-08-31T23:27:00.001+08:00

History repeat itself..

how irony it could be?

i go to bang the wall now~~

gl

2011-08-27T08:52:00.015+08:00

okay.. my lousy poem

2011-08-26T15:10:00.004+08:00

erm.. poem...

my title is apple..

Apple ~ apple,

shape of heart,

color of blood,

smell of perfume,

but price of a girl's heart.

Peel the apple,
Cut the heart,
taste the blood,
drain the smell,
you will find,
it's the mixture of a sad girl's tear~

Pick an apple of your eyes,

enjoy the moment you took your bites,

for that very moment might be the happiest of her life,

but,

the same apple never appear twice,

so she will forever disappear from your sight.

something felt wrong

2011-08-22T21:13:00.002+08:00

i felt like i was stepping into my past again..

"rewind"

like im doing the same whole thing again and again... like i cant get out of it.

why is it that i still feel that im the same old me??

to be more exact.. after more than 2 years, when i went through the same situation, i'd make the same call again..

WHY??

even though i know that is going to be something that gonna fuck up my life..

i still want to go for that same path!

why??

havent i know that already??

control control control..

useless.. nth change.. still the same old me.

but i think something might have add on.. im more coward than before.

friend

2011-08-02T14:01:00.003+08:00

i have a "FRIEND" tat value a frenship by money

luckily... i still feel lucky tat i only have "a" "FRIEND" tat has tiz kind of fuckin thought

lemme ask all of u, what does it mean when u tell someone "hey this one on me" , "let me treat u", "give me the tab"

do u expect them to treat u back??

or u do it voluntarily coz

1. u can afford it

2. u sympathize them

3. tat fren is a fren that is special to u

4. etc

watever it is...

the fuck it is... i have this one "friend" tat reli making me feel gross about him!

fuck!

his reasons was awez soooooooooooooo fuck up!

1. coz he is about to ask u to do sometin BIG and DIFFICULT!!

2. coz he expect u to treat him back wif sometin BIGGER!!

3. watever reason it is tat benefit him more!

WTF!

jz nw i almost... feel like PUSHING HIM TO THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD N LET THE CAR RUN OVER HIM OVER N OVER N OVER N OVER N OVER N OVER N OVER N OVER N OVER AGAIN!

DIAO!!!

P/S: he did treat me! BUT THE FUCK, i treat him back as well!!! so when he tell ANY OF U that i DIDNT OR i treat him VERY LITTLE!!!

pls take note that i treat him at least TEN FOLD BETTER THAN HIS GREEDY TREAT!!!!

n the hell!!! just now someone ask for his help n he go and accept it!!!

THE HELL!!! HE ACCEPTED IT BY HIMSELF!!! then when on the way towards the place mmg he plan to go!!! dude!!! he mmg goin to tat place n then all of the suden he go and scold me blame me watever shit on me n say im the one tat made him accepted the girls help!!???!!!!?!!

mlm!!!

i control la!!! thennn!!!!!

he keep on spaming those shitty word and then talk as if he never did anything SHIT towards his "FRIEND" konon

the fuck?!

he keep on asking for ppl help, tat is not a shit ka?

fuck la.. then?

i cant tahan la!!! terus i one kick to his backpack n left him alone in the middle of the road

dont u tell me a gonna be mature man cannt find his own way back!!!

tat is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo........... USELESS!

kd zoom iii

2011-07-31T09:46:00.003+08:00

its funny whenever i wear this shoes how my classmate go crazy and keep on questioning me why the heck i even bought this pair of shoes.

well, i guess i have to intro it a lil to u.. (my classmate) hahaha

this shoes is call Kevin Durant Zoom III

Kevin Durant, currently the youngest leading scorer in NBA. he is only 2 years older than me.

2010-2011 season top leading scorer.

2010 FIBA (international basketball federation) MVP

so why do i get his shoes?? of coz its not bcoz so tat i can score as much or play as great as him.

its bcoz his shoes origin price is way more cheaper compare to kobe or lebron one.. hahaha

2011-07-26T23:27:00.004+08:00

the previous post was pretty much for me only. obviously.

okay, move on to this new post.. i was challenge to read 2 books during this new semester.. well, of coz i wouldnt care tat much about it...

however, suprisingly.. actually not tat suprise oso.. if someone pretty ask me to read a book, i will do it.

so, i finally boro a book and i read it..

the content of the book was pretty interesting.. at first i was just gettin the book for my simon.. but then i actually wanna finish up the whole book...

there is a story in this book i would like to share..>>>

a scholar was riding a boat across a river. along the road the scholar had an interestin conversation wif the boatman.

scholar: have u ever read a book?

boatman: nope

scholar: too bad, u've wasted half your life. reading is useful to ur life

boatman: how about u sir, may i ask if u know how to swim?

scholar: no, i use all my life in reading

boatman: im afraid u have just wasted ur whole life sir... coz the boat is sinking.

-P/S: i find this interesting bcoz i have come across with many people similar with the scholar in the story.

different style

2011-07-26T23:13:00.004+08:00

trust me

WTF

2011-07-16T01:09:00.004+08:00

going through a WTF day.

so damn piss about today too. sudenly get a fuck out of nowhere.

recently i just read an article about the fact that this world is not build on logic and reason.

the hell... i dono how to explain but i do understand after i read it.

logic and reason does not exist in reality, it only occur in mechanism IF EXTERNAL FACTOR HAVE ZERO IMPACT. OTHERWISE.. i forgot the explaination.

i do not understand WTF goes through ur life, however i do know that i dont like WTF to goes through my life, so if ur life sux, go fuck urself. dont fuck other people.

u go through hell, then u go la.. find someone value u n share it la damn it.. WTF!

Play Dumb

2011-07-14T13:08:00.002+08:00

PREVIOUSLY

my fren: what did lecturer said just now? (he ask me even though the lecturer was askin him and i was far far far far far far far far far away.. as if i know)

me: like i know...

my fren: what kind of fren are u?

me: (sudenly get scold for nothing)

JUST NOW

my fren: help me buy one 100 plus

take note* he belanja me 1 ringit of pisang n 1.5 ringit of teh tarik, i kept that in mind so that i can know tat this guy is super kedekut one.. (u dont want to knw further detail, coz u will agree wif me if i show u in the form of debit n kredit)

so i..

me: ok sure.

WHEN I BACK FROM THE STORE, I WAS HOLDIN A BOTOL OF 100 plus

my fren: thank you

me: (drink the 100 plus) huh?

my fren: huh? i... mine...

me: huh? (continue drinkin n walk away)

what comes around goes around

judge a book by its cover

2011-07-11T19:56:00.004+08:00

cover does tell a lot about its content.

most of the time, book cover show signs or details about how interestin is the content of the book or the usage of the book or how long has it been left or whatever u can deduce.

if u observe carefully u can tell.

despite how well is the cover look like, there are details we can pick up n deduce on the content.

example: how dirty is the cover of the book, how dusty is the cover of the book, are there scratches?

dependin on the situation each n everyone of the details tell bout the content of the book.

-how interestin is the book

-how much it meant to the owner of the book

-the true usage of the book?? (if u see a cup mark on the book cover, this may mean the owner use it to put his/her drinks)

cover may not be as detail as the content of the book itself, however... its a part of the book itself, u cannot simply ignore it.

btw, im not talkin bout books.

New Base!

2011-07-05T02:22:00.001+08:00

never tot that i would have my own privacy o! my gosh..

im sooo... dono what to say but....

im going to have FUN!

what the noob

2011-06-25T20:15:00.002+08:00

at certain point, adult dont seems to be all that smart or have lots of wisdom at all.

they like to guess and guess and guess... what i hate the most is they guess wrong n still thought they are smart. mlm.

today for example...

i have been walkin for hoursssssss kilometersssss under burning sunlight.. all i wanted to do is go back home n rest.. GREAT IDEA...

just as i was halfway back, A call me to ask me to go back for dinner.. i said.. "u guys go la"

so.. yeaaaaaaa, im force again to attend this silly dinner.

nth to be celebrate, no special event, food sux, crowded, bad atmosphere.. most important, i am super tired!!!!

TIRED!!!

then, sudenly B said "he have this sour face, bcoz he wanna go home early, becoz he wanna play his damn video game"

at tat very moment, i can sense everyone agree wif B..

i was like... "WHAT THE NOOB!!!!" accusation all the time.. i knw la.. i like video game, but im not sooo lame that i wanna go home early just bcoz my video game la.. NOOB!!!!

soooo what the nooob mannnnnn.. cant u guys just think for a millisec???

21 June 2011

2011-06-23T14:14:00.002+08:00

talent?

2011-06-13T22:14:00.005+08:00

what is talent anyway??

Talent means the capability of someone to execute a specific skill naturally. Someone who has talent is able to do something without trying hard. It is an ability that someone is born with.

google definition anyway..

well, what does talent mean to u?? tats the most important part.. most ppl just gave me d answer tat more to the form of... "he/she was born with tat"

i get what they mean.. coz talent are skill tat someone has mastered n perform naturally.. look soooooo easy, yet not everyone can do it. so everyone would just say owh... its talent tat separate us( tat person is born with the skill)

are u guys seriously believing in that crap?? even holding chopstick can be count as talent, coz holding chopstick is skill tat soooo natural to certain ppl...

but hey... if u go ask them, how come u can master chopstick skill so naturally? are u born with tiz talent?? totally crap isnt it... of coz we learn to use it and execute it day by day. DAY BY DAY (persistent), of coz they are not born wif that talent!? even british or american or even jamaican can do it if they were tought day by day.

but yet, chopstick doesnt waste ur time or energy, hence u dont feel like putting much effort in mastering the skill... but putting in effort doesnt mean u will really become talented.

if u are not persistence enuf... u nvr get far.

so my point is? ppl shud just do whatever they like without worrying about talent.

btw,, lebron legacy are ruined.. n some crappy girl murmuring bout talent... their are so wasted.

K-Pop 2010 Year End Mashups Remix

2011-06-03T19:55:00.000+08:00

something happened

2011-05-28T22:03:00.002+08:00

today went to a movie with a fren... quite a journey to the cinema.. n sometin interestin happened too..

first i get on a bus.. a mini van bus.. to my suprise!!! the bus is even mini than a mini bus!!!

imagine someone like me.. "i know im nothing but skin and bone..." well.. someone like me.. when i get to the seats, my leg actually stuck in between the space given.. ==.. totally sucks.. however the driver sure know how to make it up for the inconvenient.

bcoz as he play those disco songs, i can feel the blasting stereo under my feet! its actually under the van.. probably running along with those car mechanism..

well, tats not the point.. i soon arrive at this plaza to wait for my fren delayed arrival.. so i went window shopping n end up in a entertainment store.. and i happened to play "domino" with those song albums... my hand slipped.. well.. i did throw those album back to the rack.. just didnt arrange properly..

later we went to this cinema and then bought an ice cream.. here i saw an annoying kid wif his father.. seriously annoying..

kid : i wanna get an ice-cream for 3

father : its 3 ice-cream not an ice cream for 3.. who teach u this broken english?

kid : u father..

father :...

me thinkin (seriously.. are they drama-ing)..

cashier : 3 ice cream rite, which type?

kid : the white white one!

cashier : which white one?

kid : 3 white one! 3! its for 3! 3 bla bla bla.. (seriously i cant remember or arrange the sentence as messy as tat kid)

father : sundal (malay slang) corn

cashier : owh.. sundae(lower the voice a lil) corn..

later.........

the kid tryin to pursue his dad he wanna take all 3 ice-cream at once... i mean he wanna hold all 3 of it and bring it to his mom i think...

and his father okay.. and the kid.. walk happily.. lickin his ice-cream.. oops..oops.. hand lost control.. oops.. catch catch... fall.. piaakk... ice-cream destroyed.. the kid cried... oh yeah~~..

later i bought mine n i lick it as hard n as enjoyable in front of the kid.. no hard feeling..

proceed to the cinema.. as im findin my seat wif my frend.. the seat had been territorized by a 30-40 yrs old woman wif her 2 child..

dammn!! terrorist are everywhr in our country..

fren: " i think we just sit nearby them n make some voice about the seats as loud as possible so that they notice and leave lar okay?"

me: " okay.."

so we were making voices about our seats n finding it as dramatically as possible.. we were like climbin over the nearby seats next to them n lookin at our own ticket n bending down n knee-ing down n keep on sayin this is not our seats number.. our seats are TEN and ELEVEN! how come its not here.. so fake..

yet.. the family didnt even move abit by our dramatical acting..

so i had little choice but to try to seduce that mature woman..

me " hello sexy "

woman " yes? "

me "my seat is actually.. the seat that ur sitting"

the woman took out the ticket and we compare n..

woman " hey cutie, our ticket are actually the same!? wonderful?"

me " yea.. one in a million, we really have fate... are ur family n u good in running?"

woman "not really.. why ask so?"

me "coz ur in the wrong cinema and ur show are starting now"

woman "whaaaaat??!"

as quickly as possible, the woman and her sons quickly retreat themselve to another cinema..

as my fren and i claim back our territory from those terrorist family... we proudly announce our victory!!!

Balas

2011-05-22T17:08:00.003+08:00

kwong go to a hospital..

doctor : selamat pagi, pak cik.

kwong waking up..

doctor : pak cik dah bangun ke?

pak cik : aku kat mana ni?

doctor : tak payahlah pura2 tanya soalan bodoh mahu buat saya tulis skrip panjang2 ni pak cik...

pak cik mestilah di hospital.. pak cik..

pak cik : macam mana aku boleh jadi macam ni?

doctor : pak cik terlibat dalam satu kemalangan ngeri yg terbabit dalam kereta api... pak cik..

pak cik : aik.. semalam sya naik kapal terbang... apa kena mengena dgn kereta api?

doctor : dengar memang tak logik.. tapi ikut saja skrip... pak cik..

jadi dalam kemalangan tu pakcik.. kaki pak cik hancur teruk.. jadi kami terpaksa potong kedua2 belah kaki pak cik.. hahaha

pak cik : T=T tak adekah berita yg lebih baik daripada ini??!

doctor : berita baik.. ada pak cik.. jasper sebelah tawarkan rm20 untuk selipar Croc pak cik

pak cik : O_O limited edition tu!! aaaaaaaaaaa.... telinga pak cik sakit.....

doctor : biar saya check pak cik.... lembik.. tidak berurat... telinga kanan pakcik dah patah pak cik... tapi jangan bimbang! jangan bimbang! saya boleh simen...

pak cik : memang sakit!!

doctor : tak payahlah potong dialogue saya pak cik... mari saya kasi simen dan ubatkan telinga pak cik

(doctor is simening telinga kiri kwong)

pak cik : aik?! kenapa simen telinga kiri?! telinga kanan yang sakit!

doctor : yang patah biarlah patah, yang elok baru kita mahu jaga.

pak cik : O_o?

sudenly doctor receive a call

doctor : helo? nelson?

nelson : jasper tercekik pen semasa menulis!

doctor : jasper tercekik pen? tidak apa..

nelson : apa saya boleh buat??

doctor : nelson u sabar saja... suruh jasper tulis dulu guna pensil ya.

kwong feel pain again n yell!!

doctor : kenapa lagi telinga pak cik?

pak cik : har.. baru saya teringat, semalam semasa saya memasak, kacang hijau termasuk telinga saya

doctor : owh.. ini susah mahu kasi keluar.. perlukan perbedahan kecil pak cik.. costnya 3 ribu..

pak cik : pak cik miskin, manada duit! tak boleh free ke??

doctor : boleh.. boleh.. tapi pak cik kena sabar.. titiskan 3 titik air sehari dan tunggu selama 3 hari.. pak cik.

pak cik : untuk apa tu doctor?

doctor : bila kacang tu tukar jadi taugeh.. kamu cabut ja..

==============================end=====================================

by BALAS

Imposter?

2011-05-15T01:34:00.003+08:00

recently i was indulging in a story and i come across with a character that happened to be an imposter.

anyway, i come across this type of character in this particular story... well, how to say... let me summarize the character's story within the story..

this person was a noble, do a lot of good deeds, but actually he always have this evil thinking in his head. at the end of the story, he finally show his true intention and was quickly identify by other people as an imposter.. and his plan failed.

well, the funny thing is, the guy had been doing good deeds all the way along the storyline.. and at the end of it, the author revealed that the guy had an evil plan.. @@.. and.. then.. everyone in the story was like "owh, he is a bad guy!!!"

they totally forgotten how this so called imposter help them soooooooo much in the story..

is an imposter pretend because they want to achieve their evil plan secretly?

or they are just trying to hide their silly thought?

or they actually know its evil and trying to control themselves?

but anyway.. i feel that those who quickly identify the guy as imposter are way even worst. coz they are just a bunch of people who awez think that they are ethical or morally educated and then think that they will never make mistake.

can u tell me why?

2011-04-22T12:28:00.002+08:00

recently there is someone who ask me to think about converting my religion...

okay... he presented some reasons and i dont wanna debate about any of it... its religious after all.

well, i just come to realise one thing that is... why we need to do all these convertion?

ur asking people to convert, the first thing u have done.. first, ur have just deny their religion. ur indirectly telling them that ur religion is better than them.

take no offence, but that is my opinion.

i understand only one thing since i was young until now that is... so long we do not commit bad deeds or so long we try our best to do what ever good deeds to repent ourselve, we will not end up in hell.. or we will have a better karma.

okay, who know what its like after we dead rite? but so long my religion teaches me to do good deeds, why do i need to convert to another religion that is going to tell me the same thing?

one thing for sure.. i know that if u guys are just simply convertin ur religion bcoz u believe that this will get u to heaven n avoid hell.. okay, ur just another person who is trying to take short cut and do not truly understand anything.

explain?

2011-04-11T00:27:00.006+08:00

when a person is repeatedly being accuse by this very same idiot, what is this person going to do?

imagine ur in this person shoes, what ur goin to do?

explainsssssssss?

me, i wouldnt... somehow i feel that explaination are a waste of time when it comes to accusation.

if they think they have solid proof, but u know that the truth isnt what they claim to be.. u explains, the result still goin to be the same.. they wouldnt buy it.

when they dont have any proof, u explain, they still goin to doubt it.. when the number of people doubt u increases.. somehow, the accusation sudenly become "truth". explaination will only become lies or excuses.

in a nut shell,

if the person trust u, u dont need to say a thing.

if the person dont trust u, ur just wasting time

if the person is an idiot, u need a great portion of time to let tat person understand ur situation

if the person is a smart ass, a short and simple explaination will do the magic.

tick tock

2011-03-21T16:25:00.002+08:00

interview pasal kokurikulum

pasal kurikukulum

twins

observe indoor class

observe outdoor class

report about the teachin tools

report about the teachin methods

report about the grouping methods

snap photos for every goddamn facilities

ask for details on kokum?!

go n observe it personally????!!!!!

snap damn photo of it???!!!!!!

refleksi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

carta organisasi??

damn school rules!!!!

BMI!!!!!!! nid to count for urself!!!!!!!

report on obesity level!!!!!!!

go to hell report!!!!

falsafah tat stupid fpk!

wth i havnt say??

maybe it's my fault

2011-02-18T20:10:00.002+08:00

what should i do?

CNY

2011-02-05T23:21:00.003+08:00

today had a lot of fun! yay! seriously!

although the morning start off a little bit slow.. i mean maybe everyone are too tired after the day before that.. havin too much fun.. hahaha!

nvm, anyway today start off wif goin to limmie hse n eat lots of snacks at her hse!

and if i might choose among the houses that have presented their delicious snacks... i would say that limmie's hse d snacks is the one i like the most!!

coz i like mashmallow.. and bing bing mi guo and coke and... anyway.. tat is not the point.. move on..

then go and fetch chin ... and go chin hse to switch to a bigger ride!! huiyor... seriously, his ride still as hot as me u know! anyway.. we arrive at hii's hse then chin tapao aloooooot of chocs.. then lols.. jasper is so dedicated in finishin hii's keropok!!

then go supermarket and start grocery... like auntiessss bah.. and.. then chin pay bah.. and then... crystal hse!

lol.. here.. i almost enter the wrong room.. then her mom saw and like say, u wanna go inside karaoke?? then i was like "oh no... i pretend i didnt listen la... since everyone didnt hear tat" then i just sohaily walk ... embarasin oso.. T-T..

then i become cheft assistant bah!! clean dish, clean knife, clean tiz n tat, then cut meat cut vege meat, cut tiz n tat, then fry tiz fry tat.. uiyoh!!! mcm pro!!

then jasper kasi panic me.. i shout!!! arrr... lost control then.. chin was like "shhhhhhhhhhhhhh....." then he move one step to the left... baru i saw.. crystal mum standin at chin's bak.. terus i .... directly mute my voice box.. but my mouth still opening... O_O!!!!

anyway, we finish the cookin... hmm.. then chin tapao crystal's hse d oranges n drinksss... and then we watch some 3D movies... uiyoooo... then.... dota lagi tu... lol.. then.... tiz n tat...

afterward... my hse!!! walao.. in a nut shell... jaspy kasi hancur my hse... nth left liao except a door... and a door bell...

finally... we go kwong's hse... his frenly bro keep shoutin those foul words... n loudly... n we ate n drink... and we talk n watch news...

i dono how to end tiz.. but i guess i hope this can be turn into a culture for us gangs.. lol.. i mean.. yeah us.. maintainin tiz.. doin stuff together.. and... yea... ciao~

decision

2011-02-04T17:54:00.002+08:00

i dono how to say this but now.. i just feel like posting everytin i can..

yday nite, i choose to stay over nite wif nelsy, jasy, jespy and chin ying teck sit fan lok..

if i choose to stay at home, seriously.. i wouldnt be able to do a lot of stuffs... stuff like..
CX there 5v5 show my true skills!
edgars there listen live band show!
salim there roti susu n telur!
go to basketball court in da middle of the nite..
peeing in under the lamp post...
throwin nelsy tshirt to the rim!
throwin boxes left around...
then cola wif jasy nelsy jespy chin ying teck sit fan lok..

then house visiting..
jasy special guest..
theresa's fren..

alot more..

did i regret?
i can only say this.. i choose this, so i will not regret on it no matter wat!

alien

2011-01-26T22:15:00.002+08:00

eiyerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!

i super duper want to bad mouth u badly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

selfish

2011-01-17T20:40:00.002+08:00

how would u define this word?

once, there was a person told me this "a selfish player/person is someone who do everything by himself/herself."

well, different person different perspective

to me i would define in such a way "a selfish person/player is someone who dont do anything at all"

bcoz to me, a person who is willing to do everything is definitely a person who is willing to sacrifice but maybe this person has issues of trusting other people other than himself/herself

but a person who dont do anything, i dont think they are willing to sacrifice at all. they dont do it bcoz they themselve claim that they cant do it.

who know? did they try? maybe... did they continue to try? definitely no.

and at the end of the story, its all about the power of will~
ciao~

New Year

2011-01-01T17:49:00.006+08:00

new year!

new start!

well, life goes on!

and, i got a story!

just now afternun,
i was facing my cpu and wif this blastin stereo keepin my ears busy..

sudenly
my family came back.. forcin me to turn down the stereo.. then they were all talkin bout sometin and lookin rite outside the window straight to the pools..

well.. i look also lur.. manatau..
i saw a fierce mid age woman carryin a child wif one hand.. and keep on sayin sometin out loud..

i dont undstand but..

the kid seems like he almost drown himself in the pool..
and know wat..
the kid actually was playin in groups... but weirdly i cant hear them playin

did they freak out bcoz the boy almost drown? my stereo too loud? but i dont even know their presence..

if the kid actually... tuut in the pool.. i definitely goin to feel guilty and butcher the other kids
ciao~

questions

2010-12-25T02:51:00.004+08:00

it seems that im a bit screwed on time management... i cant seems to sleep my night through..

anyway.. just now after rolling for thousand times on my bed, someting came across my mind and i decided to just blog it.

its sometin that.. happen ocassionally.

well, the thing is...

there's a friend of mine.. okay, he keeps on asking me things that happened for sometimes ago..

example:
fren : "hey, last week what did u do?"

okay.. tat is pretty normal rite? BUT! the question become weird for me.. when it became like tiz

example:
fren:"hey, last week what did u do at 7pm?"
me:"dinner lor"
fren:"why u dinner at that time?"

this is whr things startin to get on my nerve... i mean... take tat example.. i dinner at 7pm is pretty common ba.. not like i dinner at midnite or afternun or morning.. why even bother to ask??

AND! when...

example:
[Yesterday]
fren:"hey, last week what did u do at 7pm?"
me:"dinner lor"
fren:"why u dinner at that time?"
me:"bcoz.. hungry?"

[Today]
fren:"hey.. yday u told me last week what did u do at 7pm liao ar?"
me:"dinner lor"
fren:"why u dinner at tat time liao ar?"
me(not again.... =_=):" for fun..."
fren:"yday u not say like tat de ar.." <<<<<(see! he remember but why bother to ask??)

[Tomoro]
fren:"yo.. last time u told me last week what did u do at 7pm liao ar?"
me(shud i just direct answer why i dinner on 7pm???????):" nothing..."
fren:" u didnt say like tat de ar last time"
me:" last time i lie u one..."

see? im not a youtube.. u cant just click replay and we just rewind the whole thing.. its..

i dono how to put it in words... just dont do it to me...

oh ya! merry X'mas everyone!
ciao~

What is that?!

2010-12-14T01:47:00.002+08:00

Its a bird..

Its a plane!!

Its Mr A.K. jumping off the building!!!

well... actually i really hope he just slip his foot or tryin to hang some laundry and then accidentally...

coz at least his ex wouldnt have to suffer so much and his neighbour would still have a car to drive...

haiz... wat if his neighour's car is a porche or lamborghini??!!

by the way... i think he actually did a little bit of gud... at least he make so many people "who can think" out there realise that, jumping off building isnt really that fun

and not to forget...

he oso let me realise that actually im smarter than sooooooooooooo many people (worshipper) =D

no offence... but tatz the fact
selamat mlm

deactivated fb acc

2010-11-28T02:34:00.006+08:00

reason was simple

bcoz my acc was use by other ppl constantly and are constantly under heavy surveillance...

of coz not by my fren, even if it is also i dont mind bcoz they've alr know me.. nt tat i have much to hide anyway

on the othr hand, stranger will not care bout wat i did.. past present future or watever

EXCEPT someone who are .. much older.. parents, teachers, aunty uncle..

i dono how to say but.. hey.. MIND UR "OLD" BUSINESS! stop sneaking under people pants to see whats up in their sleeve!!

seriously.. u guys have already bind me to this crappy government contract and now ur keeping me on tab for wat? its like having a satellite broadcasting on my thought through out the whole...
wicked.. evil.. uncle aunties world...

its not like im going to sell primary school intel for the soviet or terrorist.. or u guys thought im going to sell exam question??

and im a very common.. normal.. boring kid.. in fact, i would label myself as TOO COMMON!!

i really believe tat those high tech hacking method or.. spyware installation.. or password cracking skill... or only simply wait for me to go to toilet for 5 minutes that moment u glance on the screens for 4 mins 50 secs and then quickly download all the information on the screen wif ur old rusty brain.. or watever alien way u guys could think of.. please STOP!

caring or protecting or watever u call it... to me is just a damnation and annoyance...

u know, its really hard to breath when u got people peeping in ur pants! ESPECIALLY when they are doing right in front of u! and they still call that "peeping".. how smart..

my first endorsement

2010-11-24T13:29:00.002+08:00

champion again

2010-11-20T08:12:00.004+08:00

champion

2010-11-14T01:10:00.001+08:00

@.@

2010-11-13T15:43:00.002+08:00

gosh.. how much all this??

draft

2010-11-12T20:34:00.001+08:00

its late but i made it!

interview

2010-10-30T10:10:00.002+08:00

dr teo has decided to hire his patient who used to suffer hypervitaminosis D..

he is now call dr sen...

he is hired to replace dr shen bcoz dr teo need someone who is morally outrageous...

VS

2010-10-09T00:04:00.006+08:00

Patient VS went to hospital Dr Teo, Dr Wee and Dr Shen.

Dr Teo : we got a patient, 21 yrs old male.. differential diagnostic

Dr Wee : whats is the problem we should be looking for?

Dr Teo : his skin colour..

Dr Shen : (o.O) erm.. patient has dark skin, but according to the medical record he doesnt have it when he was young, possibly constant high degree of explosure to the sun.

Dr Wee : hypervitaminosis D, overdoses of vitamin D, normal human body only require 15-20 mins of sun exposure, 3 times a week.. overdoses will cause hearing impairment, reflex issues, muscle weakness.. sometime might lead to breast cancer

Dr Teo : hmm.. reasonable, hearing impairment explains why i need to tell the the same things over 5 times to him then only he get what i said..

reflex issues explains why he always fail to evade his classmate punches and slaps..
breast cancer.. well, he got a pair of big breast for a guy.. that might be true..

just left the muscle weakness.. just start the treatment

Dr Shen : what treatment?

Dr Teo : olay whitening skin cream injection

Dr Wee : shouldnt we do some UKJK (fitness test) on him first? see how much push up he can make?

Dr Teo : treatment is faster.. if he get white and better, im right, if he stay dark and sicker, he dies, either way it solve my personal problem, happily ever after.

-------------the end---------------------------

VV

2010-10-07T00:33:00.008+08:00

patient VV go to hospital dr. Teo, Dr Wee and Dr Shen

Dr Teo : we got a patient, 20 yrs old female and read the file urself..

*Dr Wee and Shen reading*

Dr Wee : big round eyes, chubby face, and nice bodyline

Dr Shen : gorgeous!

Dr Teo : any other idea tat is medically related?

Dr Wee : patient eyes is yellowish brown, symptoms of her kidney is shutting down, we'll need to do a kidney biopsy

Dr Shen : we should do a hermodialysis, efficient and less damage to the kidney cell

Dr Teo : wait wait wait wait, none of u do anytin.. she is just wearing a yellow colour contact lens.

Dr Shen : chehh... wait, there are blood capillaries in her eyes and she has been yawning frequently ever since she get into here.

Dr Wee : blood capillaries in eyes, sign of suffering mental disorder and frequent yawning.. she is possibly on the anti depression medicine

Dr Teo : nononono... look at her eyes, eyes bag are heavy and dark in colour... just a sign of lack of sleep.. she woke up too early to pack handmade sandwiches for sell.

Dr Wee : what the...

Dr Shen : then whats her problem?? i cant find anything else... she is perfectly healthy. why is she even here?

Dr Teo : she is here to see me... and to do some medical check up.

Dr Wee & Shen : (==") (==")
-----------------------the end----------------------------------------------------------------

shoes always tell the truth

2010-10-06T22:30:00.002+08:00

The eyes can mislead, the smile can lie, but the shoes always tell the truth.

flipflops - laidback / lazy
high heels - sophisticated / sexy (color plays a part as well, find it out urself, dont be lazy)
loafter - business mode / busy type
tennis shoes - fitness / health. low top (fun and hobby) high top (professional/serious/hang out alot)

cleanliness of shoes
dirty tennis shoe - a little bit controlling / traditional thinking
clean shoe - love to be with variety of people / germaphobe

changing shoes
dress shoe to tennis shoe - having health issue
tennis shoe to dress shoe - finish schooling and going for profession

there are more.. check it out yourself

green owl

2010-09-30T21:18:00.003+08:00

Green owl ar, hopefully u will live well from now on..

im not that worry actually, but hopefully u will be more happy.

& i wouldnt say

“那天不懂谁......” one, dont wori.

attention

2010-09-24T20:56:00.003+08:00

so what is attention?

my own definition would be someone doing some catchy action/ use special word to actually make other people notice them.

here is a example i pick up when im walkin beside a beautiful girl today...

walking beside a most beautiful girl and....

sudenly a group of less beautiful girl passby...

those less beautiful girl.. from physical appearance... they look like malaysian of coz... but from their look i thought they do not know how to speak chinese.

sudenly... those girls speak chinese out loud..

quickly, i turned my head...

and then they were all looking back at me... well... they look at me as if they were expecting me to turn my head back to look at them...

so quickly i come up with a conclusion which is they are trying to get my attention...
well these kind of thing is pretty normal to me.. it happens all the time... @@.. i should get use to it.

and now thinkin back.. i still think im right...

so im right....

ciao~

vshen (ii)

2010-09-22T17:45:00.004+08:00

patient vshen was transfer from hospital Dr Json, Dr Jason and Dr Jassy to Dr Teo , Dr Wee and Dr Shen.

Dr Teo : look like we get to see one of the 8th wonder of the world

Dr Wee *read the file* : WOW!!! enlarged penis !!

Dr Shen : it has already been diagnosed as erectile dysfunction, so what about it? thought u dont like boring case

Dr Teo : well, i want to see this 8th wonder myself before they destroy it

Dr Wee : ur gay..

Dr Teo : hey hey hey... read the file carefully

Dr Wee : theres nothing odd, theres no mistake... its erectile dysfunction

Dr Teo : u guys are bunch of moron, the doctor just take a glance at the cool looking little monster and they say it is erectile dysfunction. that is the problem! what are the symptom for erectile dysfunction?

Dr Wee : inability to maintain a sufficiently RIGID penis for inserting a vagina or ejeculation!!

Dr Shen : owh yaaaa!!! our patient has a penis as big as an elephant!! but wait.. we dono whether or not when he is doing sex or masturbating his penis is hard or soft... we just dono...

Dr Teo : well? run a test on him! hire a hot sexy bitch to do sex with him, dont bother to do it urself unless our patient is gay.

----------------------after few hours-----------------------------

emergency room

Dr Teo : what happened?!

Dr Wee : patients vagina was totally destroyed!!

Dr Teo : GOOD!

Dr Shen : we have a dying patient over here!! ur saying good?!

Dr Teo : that just mean our original patient, Vshen, has a fine healthy penis. just give some handyplast for those poor sacrifice, they should be fine if they dont pee or sex or do both of it at the same time for awhile.

Dr Wee : so what is our patient problem then??

Dr Teo : no idea, gota reset the whole thing again. so differential diagnostic?

Dr Wee : possibly genetic disease...

Dr Teo : hmm... interesting idea, parents or grandparents or ancestor go for barbeque in the forest... forget to bring compass, lost... met a big foot and have sex with them out of frustration... annnnnnd... give birth to a son with XXXXXXL size of penis.. any idea?

Dr Shen : erm.... surgery?

Dr Teo : boring.. patient went to korea, find out that plastic surgery on his penis is cheap and he decided to go for the largest size????? crap... the weight of the fake extra meat in his penis would out ratio his testicle and make his penis tear off ...

Dr Teo : ... wait...

Dr Wee : what? wwait.. where u goin?

---------- Dr Teo , Dr Wee and Dr shen rushin to patient's room--------------------

Dr Teo : hello mr ......

Vshen : vshen

Dr Teo : okay... where is the last time u have sex?

vshen : here, u run some test on me , u forgot?

Dr Teo : i mean before u get ur disease, where did u have sex?

Vshen : before this? erm.... china

Dr Teo : u can no longer have sex with china bitches... sori to say that, but i think u have allergy... allergy to vagina that made in china...

Vshen : what?!

Dr Teo : good news, u dont need to cut off ur penis, bad news, ur penis will shrink after we cure ur allergy, bad news, u cant have insert ur penis into another made in china vagina, good news, u still can have sex with local vagina... bye

---------The end---------------

Nelson

2010-09-21T16:30:00.003+08:00

last saturday patient Nelson was sick and was send to Dr Teo Dr Wee and Dr Shen hospital..

Dr Teo :" differential diagnostic?"

Dr Shen:" eyelids are heavy and dark in colour... possibly staying up late at nite watching porn.. give him some vigra and he will be flying like a dragon"

Dr Teo:" sharp observation!!! i like ur diagnostic.. now just have to prove that he really did that... u two break into his house and check his internet history and write down those website... i will need to run some test to see how dangerous those website are..."

----Nxt Day----

Dr Wee:" no good... patient actually set his own laptop on fire and broke his sister desktop... and that is almost 1 week ago, it has nothing to do with him being sick"

Dr Teo :"hmm... impressive... broke 2 computers just to let his private part have a nice rest on nite... probably bcoz.... he doesnt watch porn at all... probably he has no interest to watch anymore..."

Dr Shen :" u mean his hormone got problem?"

Dr Teo :" the factory had been shut down... no more supply~~ what is tat call?"

Dr Wee:" menupause.. IMPOSSIBLE, only woman get through that process!"

Dr Teo :" well... never judge a book by its cover... our patient has no bird in its nest... our patient is a she-male"

Dr Wee & Shen :" owh.... "

THE END

a trip

2010-09-13T14:39:00.005+08:00

last whole week i went to china shen zhen, airplane transit to hang zhou, bus tour to wu xi, su zhou, shanghai and finally use hong kong international airport to come back KK.

its a long story...

there are lots of fun, bored, annoying things going on during the trips..

start with the boring part:

- waiting for the departure

- bus tour... the road too long, most of the time i just sleep on the bus with the help of my mp3

- most of the station is for viewing and antique shopping

the annoying part:

- a lot of walking..

- etc

the fun part:

- i went to shanghai expo.. well, shanghai expo main point was suppose to be showing each countries latest technology, for example : robot dancing, robot playing guitar, robot tis robot tat...

but this year china decided to show culture and history...

so... this year EXPO become very uncool for someone like me who awez fail my history subject..

although its uncool, still.. i have spent my 2 days at there along with 220 thousands people.. really crowded..

well.. some of the pavilion that i went inside was...

denmark - mermaid and bike riding

spain - big baby

korea - rain's commercial, break dance show, lollipop remix song, ss501 group performance

china - qing dynasty treasure, get to ride on the escalator.... kinda cool

etc..

the fun part wasnt enjoying the design of the building...

the fun part was ... i sneak through the backdoor instead of queuing up with thousand of people.

there was one pavilion, i remember clearly... it was CROATIA PAVILION...

there was hundreds of people queuing up just to get in the pavilion...

i didnt join them.. i sneak in the pavilion from the backdoor...

well.. guess what i saw?

only a big empty room with lots of video being display through few LCD...

queuing up for half an hour just to get in a big empty room with few LCD video...

even myself feel like being cheated...

anyway..

i sneak in over 10 pavilions in the 2 days...

i wonder what those guards are doing..

i guess im just too talented...

ciao~

annoyed!!!

2010-08-25T13:30:00.005+08:00

today... someone annoyed me!!!!

man!!!

this guy arr!!!

i feel like killing him!!!

he ask me same question like more than 5 times in 1 hrs!!!!!!

same question!!!

and!!! he already know the answer punya!!!!

he know the answer but he keep asking me because he feel like want me to punch him!!!!

he saw the answer himself!!!

he heard the answer himself!!!

yet he asked me!!!

i told me again and again!!!

and he misscall me!!!

i call back just to find out he ask the same question again!!!

and his reason is!!!!

he just want to confirm!!!!

what on earth u try to confirm?!!!

this question is soooooo sooooo sooooo trivia and yet u confirm soooooooo soooooo sooooo many timesssssss

and U ANNOYED ME!!!

Im so gonna put my shotgun in ur pants and blow ur didi into pieces!!!

ciao!!

puzzle pieces

2010-08-17T22:36:00.003+08:00

today gonna talk about companionship..

i begining to feel tat companionship is like a puzzle picture...

well, everyone around us is like a puzzle pieces...
we have our own patterns, some can be so thin that other people actually thought they can fit in a mouse hole.. that living example might be me...

some can be HUGE.. that some people thought their parents are bigfoots which are hiding somewhere in the deep forest

WE only connect to certain people just like what puzzle pieces do,
only when u put the right pieces together then only u can see the bigger picture..

some of the puzzle pieces have dull colour on top of it, some are just wonderful
maybe some of us are plain boring.. actually too boring to be with, we tell jokes and other people start freezing..

or some of us just too hot.. making people laugh till they burst their lungs, throats.. eyeballs... whatever it is that can be burst to burst..

nevertheless, each of the people around us are important..

and.. i really dono how to conclude this.. just..
try to stay alive ok?

try not to travel to the afterworld for the upcoming Raya Holiday ok...
coz once u go travel at there.. u will NEVER EVER be able to come back again.

ciao~

Nike Dry Fit

2010-08-07T19:16:00.003+08:00

wow.. today went out to do some shopping.

well, at first i plan to get my hand on this similar jersey..

i was expectin the price around rm150 for the top wear only..

dude tat is expensive!!!

then.. i was thinkin tat.. since it cost around rm150 for just the top wear, why dont i get the yellow purple reversible jersey???

then ok lor.. when i pay..

dut..

rm79

i was like.... O.O wat?? and i was holding this.. rm 150 on my hand back n forth.. counting how much should i hand over to the salesgirl...

i get discount becoz i look nice?

yay!

so impossible...

then i realise the whole set... including the bottom wear... cost rm159..

so tat simply mean the top or the bottom just cost rm79..

dude, u guys really dono how to put on a price tag..

u will scare off ur customer u know?

well.. tat give me a big relief dude~~~~

anyway.. ciao~

what the...

2010-07-27T13:55:00.004+08:00

just when im sick...

i saw cokes lying everywhere in my hse...

begging me to end their lives...

its hard to turn them down..

i dont like to say "no" to the helpless one

when i open the fridge...

what the... hell?!!

chocolate!!!

and a tasty one!!!

why!!!!!! i really... cant resist myself dude!!!

why choose this time around to come into my life??

im so innocent...

and... there's a new neighbour moving into the same floor wif the chocolate...

and that is ais cream!!

corn wif chocolate flavour... omg!!!

i think the choc, ais cream and the coke are planning something big!!

they are evil!!!

coming into my life when im at the edge of my life...

they are beggin me.. i can hear them!!!

in my stomach!!!

its calling me...

damn!!! i dont care liao..

die then die!!

ciao~

Dream

2010-07-05T15:37:00.003+08:00

hmm, today i wanna share bout my dream...

when i was in secondaryschool... i was thinkin of studying overseas, my uncle ever told me "im sure u will be studying overseas, if not... at least at semenanjung"

but i told him " i dont wanna just be at semenanjung, i wanna go out from malaysia!!"

then when i reach form 4, i finally get a chance to visit KL, Penang & Melaka.. i ever been to Johor at younger age but ever since the trip to KL... wow... i feel that if i can go study uni at semenanjung, i will be very very happy.

KL is a very interesting place, thats what i thought bout it.. not knowing the crime rate and the expenditure thingy...

then when i finish my form 5, i wanna go for pilot, seriously! coz i can go travel!! to places that i dono!!

i like to go to new places, knowing new cultures!! its like geting out from a box, exploring new shit!! or pee!! really interesting!!

then... well, i end up in Maktab... but i feel grateful bout it, coz i still can go travel whenever i got holiday, but guys...

i mean form 6 frens, u all can go study uni at places i wanna go, like overseas, semenanjung, courses u like or not, new environment... new faces, friends, i hope u all will enjoy it.

goodluck everyone!

today

2010-06-28T20:52:00.004+08:00

today is another common day in my life... but!!! i finally realise something!!! i finally notice that..

im a genius.

well, skip tat awhile first...

today i get the class timetable, the afternun class now only available for wednesday & thursday. tat indeed increases my recreation time, but i have decided to do thingssssssss that i like..

example... skip this awhile first..

then hor.. i back home, i get this msg frm kwong... when.. since i knw tat kwong keep sohai wif me... i oso sohai wif him... this part oso skip first...

the main point is today i want buy ball bah!! ball..

firsst i went to karamunsing, then omg.. none of the balls meet my expectation... then saw.. saw my SIFU wif 2 sopo.. they keep ask me go see my brother.. @@" then oso saw theresa n joanne.. omg..

then i quickly runaway.. then then.. skip arr...

i went to citymall.. omg... so many pretty girls.. omg.. i dono why but.. i think bcoz i went there gua.. tatz why sudenly alot lor... then..

went to a nike shop, that shop har really fail ler.

their balls cannot bounce, i mean who would buy a basketball that cannot bounce ler? chin ar? kwong ar? i dono lar, maybe both lor..

so i give signal to tan(leave) but he go take the ball, throw to the floor sooooooooooooooooo hard that i was sooooooo scare that i run away as fast as i was born, then tan was scolded by the manager.

that tan hold his anger n leave, but luckily... many pretty girls mah there.. so tan calm down again..

then live happily for a moment...

LAME

2010-06-07T16:52:00.002+08:00

just now afternoon i went to renew my ic, something happened during the photoshooting part.

here is what happened

guy : put on the coat and sit down

*i went put on the coat and sit down*

me : cheese?

guy : what cheese?

me : say cheese?

guy : cheese... ??

me : hahaha.. no, i mean should i smile?

guy : NO!!

me :(is he angry?) why?

guy : go back and sit down.

*walking half way going back to find a place to sit down with those waiting for their turns*
*announcement : teo wee shen come to counter no.5*

me : (what the hell??!)

*went back to the counter*

guy : is that funny?

me : NO!

guy : so can we start the photograph shooting now?

me : no smiling?

guy : do u want to take a walk once more?

me : ....

what the hell??? is that guy crazy???
then happily ever after!!!!

ciao~

EmO

2010-06-02T12:17:00.001+08:00

A Dream

2010-05-29T18:49:00.003+08:00

I just woke up from a dream... well... here is how the dream goes...

All i can remember is... we have planned to go to watch a movie...

the "we" are...
of coz got me.. then i remember got nelson.. json.. liew.. hii.. tan..

at first.. we head to a place.. seems like my maktab classroom @@" to pack up all our belonging.. then on the way.. have a little bit chit chat.. then i kinda make up a lie with json to lie this Max Liew and he bliv and thats wat make me tot this dream was sooooo real... @@...

then we arrive this classroom and bla bla bla pack up things.. then wait car come...

that time left me, tan and json waiting for the car to come.. then we sleep awhile first.. then during waiting the car i try to fool tan becoz i feel so bored but he spoiled my joke... ==.. so lame lar him..

then.. the real car came.. i went to wake up Json.
Then i hit Json's butt soooooo kuat.. until i can feel my hand soo pain... (although just a dream dono why i can feel dao my hand so pain.. )

then i look carefully.. actually tat is my eldest bro... WAH!!!

terus i run!!!

then i cant stop laughin coz i feel so funny inside the dream!!! then i try to tell everyone inside the dream @@ and i cant stop laughin.. @@.. omg?

after tomorrow...

2010-05-26T16:22:00.002+08:00

tomoro baru i write...

Last 2 Nites

2010-05-23T11:12:00.002+08:00

erm.. last 2 nites outing with Nelsot, Jsot WCB, Sister Max liew, Blur face Yappy and this Chin Ying Teck Sit Fan Lor.

we went to watch a movie called "Robin Hood Having Nitemare at 21th Realm Street"

this movie was a bit longer than ordinary movie... 5 hrs!!!

the early part introducin Robin Hood was sooo damn boring... then finally Robin Hood start having nitemare, it was "ok ok lar".. but Jsot WCB make us sooo embarasing in the cinema..

because most of the time he yelled and screamed for help.. and he scream loudly.. and the main point is only him yelling alone!!!

well, this outing main contribution was by me lor.. i bought a car, auto transmition one, MyVI SE.
erm... this MyVI hor.. when u buy this car, got free 2 drivers!!!

because the price of the MyVI abit expensive for me to pay, so i negotiate with the salesman and he give me a lower price but...

because of that i end up getting a driver who are suffering retarded sickness.

his name is Chin Ying Teck Sit Fan Lor... (dono why his name so long)..

another driver's name is Jsot WCB..

so we live happily and ever after
ciao~

died

2010-05-17T17:43:00.001+08:00

sori guys... the poison was too strong..

im too hungry... no cure...

my stomach devour itself until hilang...

now all the food directly channel to my asshole..

died~

poison

2010-05-16T23:04:00.000+08:00

i think.. someone tryin to kill me!

i kena poison alr.. gudbye everyone...

i feel teribly hungry tiz few nites.. soo suffer...

ciao~

Fatness

2010-05-12T11:02:00.003+08:00

today im goin to talk about fatness...

well, someone ever explain that there are 5 levels of Fatness..

first - Fat
second - Healthy
third - Husky
fourth - Fluffy
fifth - DAAAMN

to be honest i do not know how to differentiate all the level...

but eventually the fifth level is the easiest to identify!

how?

well, imagine when u are "FAT" and trying to get into the lift, people in the lift saw u and...

somebody : " DAMMNNN!!"

or

u go to a theme park like disneyland and then a kid show up and...

kid : " i wanna ride on this one (pointing his finger on u) "

then ur level of fatness are identify as DAMMMNNN.

BUT then there are new level of FATNESS call HELL NO!!!

how is it different from the 5th level?

well, if u are on the 5th level u still get to stay in the lift but if u are on the 6th level..

somebody : "HELLL NOO!!! (pressing the close button rapidly before u come in!!)"

or at the theme park those kids saw u and...

they cries....

so check out which level are u
ciao~

copied.. modified.. translated love letter

2010-05-03T14:28:00.003+08:00

dear~

the 1st time i saw u , i fell in love with u without a 2nd thought, i feel like wanna take care of u for 3 millenium, bcoz i had curi-curi view ur fb profile 4 times, u were sooo hot, until my 5 senses oso cannot tahan, since i was 6, i like david beckham no.7 jersey, then kobe bryant no.8 jersey, but now i only like no.9 bcoz in chinese it mean forever and ever. If my full marks is 10...

i will surely give u 11, because u start menstruation at 12, i start masturbate at 13, then we have sex at 14, and then u pregnant at 15, which mean i was goin to become a daddy at 16.. and do u remember i was charge raping by the age of 17? nevermind, because i was under 18. at the age of 19 i start go out find work, that time i almost turn 20.

but when i go out, i only know how to gamble poker 21th point.. at last i end up losing 22 thousands ringgit. Anyway my IQ was like chin's 23 times, but my 24 hrs was always used to sleep and play. anyway, i guess today u almost 25 years old.. even if ur 26 years old i will still be ok, bcoz 27 u still look very young n sexy, if u are 28 then i should start plannin for marriage? a girl was say to be the prettiest at the age of 29, so if ur 30 then i will start to reconsider being with u forever...

when u reach 31 i will start to work so that i can buy u a 32 carat diamond ring, pretty cool is it? but even if u wait 33 more years, u wouldnt get anytin, bcoz my mum just 34 years old, even if i buy oso i buy for her first, but dont worri, bcoz i will buy u 35 kuntum of roses, bcoz my pocket only have rm 36, and my bank only left rm 37, i actually plan to use those money for next 38 days, bcoz i was waiting for my pay check.. Oh ya.. i just break with a girl 39 days ago... bcoz sms too much until cost rm40.

damn.. translate dao very tired alr... ciao~

WTF

2010-04-20T20:53:00.005+08:00

TMD!!! how come this world got someone shit like her!!!

today bah.. diao!!!

A buat salah!!! A run away no say anyting!!! kasih rosak sudah benda, run away like coward!!!

DIAO!!!

ok... i go use the benda.. geng!!! rosak liao punya mah!!! A kasi rosak mah!!! diao!!! this shit come and say me yang kasih rosak!!! DIAO!!!

shud i explain?! NO LAR!!! how many times already blame me for nothing!!!

diao!!! pandai lar ko!!!

then i kemaskan fail.. MQA mah!!! lama lagi kan!

geng, she say wat!!!??? nah tu lar lazy no kemas!!!

FUCK!!! im kemasing lar wei!!!! diao!!!! ciu!!!!

then go do homework!!!!

lama lagi baru hantar!!!

geng lar!!! say me lazy no do homework!!!!
ciu!!!! baru get punya homework lar FUCK!!!!

i lazy lazy lazy lazy lazy lazy lazy lazy lazy lazy want explain!!!

i hate people say anything without knowing nothing!!!
diao!!! dono anything then diam diam lar!!!!

diao!!! i endure!!! i endure!!! DIAO!!!
i diam diam only!!! i proud of it!!! kena accuse pun i diam saja!!! CB!!! coz this person kena explain liao thousand time masih like to accuse!!! accuse lar diao!!!

Chapter 2 - The Harrowing

2010-04-19T13:50:00.005+08:00

today we were told that the mock exam has postponed to next week... that certainly sound reassuring, but my file still wasnt complete.. nevertheless, with my little effort, i never expect much.. lets continue my tale..

so i was sent to the tower called Circle of Magi.. this tower was isolated, because our kind was believe to be some Natural Freak..

The Circle was lead by The First Enchanter and other Senior Enchanters (mages who are in control of the tower when the absence of The First Enchanter)..

then the Mages and..

Apprentices (those who were believe to be able to wield magic but still cant control it)

after 18 years of being in the tower, i was summoned to a chamber.. the chamber has only the space of a classroom.

There was something put in the altar placed in the middle of the chamber.. releasing white aura.. almost look like a white flame.. lookin at it u can feel the holyness.. so calm~ peace~

The First Enchanter was there and The Knight Commander of the Templar ( templar are the knight who are anti-magic and they were assigned to supervise the mages ) stood beside him.

with an unpleasant voice come out from the troat of the Knight Commander, Greagoir saids "u are certainly a bright one.. amongst the other Freaks.. u are certainly a bright one.. (chuckle).."

First Enchanter, Irving interuptted Greagoir "that was unnecessary Greagoir, u are old.. yet u sound like a child. Vshen are u ready for this ritual?"

Me "can i know what is the ritual for?"

Irving "my boy.. to become a true mage, u need to go through this ritual."

The Harrowing is a ritual requires a large amount of Lyrium and powerful mages' support to transport a soul into another realm.. spiritual realm~~

to be continue~~~~

Chapter 1 - Circle of Magi

2010-04-18T23:41:00.003+08:00

apparently tomoro i might be arrest for not completing my files.. or my appearance does not qualify especially my hair?

And

tuesday i was going to have a Mock Exam which i didnt care much and i just realise... HEY, its on tuesday?!

this was all due to the lack of enthusiasm in goin to refill my printer's ink, check my file n do revision.. BUT i was hardworking in playing game~~ hurray!!

so the legend start again and again and again~~

it was say that i was a man, dark hair, brown eye, shaved beard..

i was born with special abilities.. so before i actually can recognise my parents, which mean i dono i was a noble or not, i was sent to a tower called the Circle of Magi~

to be continue~~

dragon age origin awakening

2010-04-12T22:38:00.003+08:00

i just finish play this.. RPG game..

the story start with a Commander being settle at a new base far away from his own country.. then.. when he just arrive this new base, a horde of demons are massacring around the base.

then this commander clear the base.. do some recruitment to increase the number of the soldiers..

then.. a counsil was held.. and as a commander u has to make decision... here's the situation, number of soldier is too few, but u have to decide to set ur soldier's garrison..

Arl A : "commander, i suggest we secure the field/farm because supply food, without the farmer, who will give us food? we will starve to death"

Arl B : "commander, i suggest we secure the city, the city was built over hundreds of years, it is our history, and those farm/field.. even if it was destroyed, rebuilding it only need some rumput rumpai, wouldnt cost much"

then... i dono wat to do.. so i ask for my assistance opinion.. guess what she replied!!!

Assistance : "i suggest u clear the Trading Path, then the economy will become good"

WTF??!! she is not helping at all... she give more choice pula...

UKJK

2010-04-07T23:14:00.007+08:00

today i have this so called UKJK (Ujian Kecergasan Jasmani dan Kesihatan)
what is UKJK ler? it mean exactly as what it sound... ujian = examination, kecergasan = fitness, kesihatan = health, jasmani...

to put it all together, it simply mean an Exam to test out our fitness, health and... to let us "future teacher" know how to do this UKJK in the future.. i mean pass down to next generation.

in this UKJK exam, we have 7 stations ready for us.

1st station is BMI (body mass index)
- in this station we only need to worry about OVERWEIGHT, not UNDERWEIGHT.. so, of coz i get full mark lor?? im dont have WEIGHT pun..

2nd station is Various Sit Up
- in this station we are required to do 5 types of sit up
i get this done within seconds, coz last time upper six i got train tat 100 spartan... thx to oliver.

3rd station is Continuously Push Up
- in this station we need to do 40 times push up continuosly..
for my personal record i can do around 50 everyday, but when i was doin my push up i think earthquake hit Malaysia.. coz i vibrate non stop.. tzz tzzz tzzzzzzzzz~~

4th station is flexibility
- in this station we need to sit down, stretch ur leg to front, then u bent urself n try to touch or put ur hand over ur tapak kaki..
i fail this station.. i only get 1 mark... T-T.. coz i didnt wash my leg last nite, i forgot.. then my leg too busuk, i dont wana touch it with my hands... so.. sometin like tat...

5th station is lari ulang-alik
- in this station we need to run 10m to get 1 cube on the floor, run back, place it on the floor, then get back the 10m track, get another cube, then run back again...
totally need to run 40m...

well, i run swiftly... SPEED OF SOUND!! so i get full marks again..

6th station is long jump
- in this station, we are not allow to sprint to build up our momentum, we are only allow to stand at the given spot and execute our jump.

but we are allowed to do hand swing and bend knee to gain momentum..

a scene pop up

*i jump.. HIGH!!! TALL!!!*

teacher (clearin the lane) "ui.. u all dont stand at there, later terblock TEO.. he jump quite high..."

me (happying..) "hehehe.. ya i jump HIGH oo"

teacher "but no use, i want u all jump far not high!! "

me ( ==lll)

well.. i get 4/5 marks for that..

7th station is jog for 2.4km
- for my category, i must finish 2.4km within 10'30 min...
i run and run and run..

and get no.3 with 1o'46...4/5 marks
ahaha.. then happily ever after!!!

thank you~~

dangerous

2010-04-06T19:02:00.006+08:00

just now i was walkin back home from maktab..

on the way back, i put on my mp3 n enjoy the breeze..

just when i reach a T-junction..

SUDENLY

a car stop in the middle of the T, then i was approachin the car and...
the driver roll down the mirror..

A DIALOGUE

driver " do u know how to go to sembulan baru?"

(sembulan baru?? got d mie??).. *lookin at the signboard beside the road... got shown JALAN SEMBULAN LAMA* (..oh shit.. after all these year passing by this road i nvr notice got LAMA n BARU.. quite ashame if i tell him i dono..)

me " erm.. where do u want to go sir?"

driver " i want to go to hospital!"

(hospital?!!... after all these year living at sembulan never have i heard of any hospital near by pun!!!)

me " har??"

driver " i can drive u home.. if u show me the way or u just borrow me ur phone n i call "

*the driver was holdin a phone on his hand.. i was lookin with curious.. wonderin is it he dono the number?*

me "i dono the number for the hospital wor..."

driver " i know the number.. u just borrow me the phone.."

(what the... emergency call no need credit lar!!.. but i didnt think of that that time.. but i feel like a scam n sometin dont feel rite)

me "which hospital u want to go??"

driver "i want go to hospital nearby one, my fren in hospital"

me "ya lar.. where punya hospital??"

(expectin he say hospital queen elizabeth or somewhere)

driver " can u borrow me ur phone n let me make a call awhile?"

(tat time i realised.. he was lookin at my earphone, he tot my mp3 is handphone one.. so im his prey?)

me " i dont have handphone.."

*the driver just drove off..*

then i just... WTF???!!!!
HAPPILY EVER AFTER!!!

thank you~

LABUAN

2010-04-03T14:10:00.003+08:00

yesterday a boy name VT back labuan...

once VT back labuan, VT quickly went to clean his grandparents graveyard..

after finish, VT gave J-God a call...

J "tuuttuut... tuuttuut... tuuttuut... weii...?"

VT " j-god, come, we go save the WORLD!"

j " ==? wtf?? who is this??"

VT "me lar weii... me!!!"

j "who???!"

VT " vt... come, bring me out ler"

j "dont want.."

VT "go ur hse?"

j "cannot..."

VT "... ok, then cinema"

j "ok..."

so j & vt went to cinema... J bought 2 tickets, then they go eat first.. then talk bout how to save the world... then only they realise...

vt " is tat smoke??"

j " kinda look like one.. "

vt " isnt that the cinema??"

j " mayb got some stupid adult smoking in there "

vt " i tot inside cinema cant smoke??"

j " then mayb they burn those thingy for those pass away people.."

vt " ==... dont crazy lar weii... go check it out..."

j & vt went to see n later they found out the cinema was burn down... bcoz of some crazy shit drink alcohol drunk liao then.. go pee at the wire n then... sometin like tat lar!!!

sohai!! so we didnt get our refund n the cinema get burn down n ... hapily ever after!!!!

PJK

2010-03-23T20:08:00.003+08:00

today, 4pm - 6pm i was havng amali at Maktab's padang. The amali was instruct by Pn Clare.

first lesson was SPRINT... we learn the dipping, preparing starting block, and etc.

moving on to the second lesson was lontar peluru.

we combined class with BC2.

first, Pn Clare was givin her lecture to everyone... there i took my time day dreaming.. i forgot wat i was thinking

well i wasnt really thinkin, just that i was staring at space... then Pn Clare intervene n stop my day dreaming..

Pn CLare : "u pick up the boys' peluru"

then i was like "huh???"
then i simply tip my nose with my finger... and ask "me??"

Pn Clare : "ya, u!"

then i was thinkin... "pick up girls' peluru for wat?? im not girl..."

without second thought i pick up the girls' peluru.. GOSH!!!
then i heard lots of laughter... then i realise something was wrong!!!
with my high IQ i quickly re-interpret the msg once more... then the bulb on my head lights up!!!

DAMN!!! is pick up the boys' one!!!
i quickly put down the girls' and quickly reach for the boys' one n stand still... everyone still laughin.. T-T...

Pn Clare: "give him a skirt plz..."

haiz...

then Pn Clare ask the male perform the lontar peluru first... (isnt it ladies first??!)

anyway a mature man like ME dont question much.. when it is my turn i just step up n pick up the ball hand in by my classmate.

the weight quickly overwhelm my hand.. oh my... i can feel my body leanin on one side.. with speed of light i unleash all my strength, trying to balance out the force...

struggling...

hustling...

i performed...

and the throw sucks to the roof.. sigh...

i turn to the lecturer... she was like almost burst to laughter... i saw her like tat.. i felt so embarased...

i just said "it was heavy!"

she said "ya... u shud wear skirt??"

ass

2010-03-22T18:27:00.002+08:00

ass is an important part to everyone in this world

without ass, u wouldnt be able to sit, fart, shit, get f***ed or watever...

u cant even scold ppl asshole or watever got related to tat...

u cant even get scold by ppl with anyword tat related to ass!

so that is terribly important in our life!!

today, i nearly lose half of my ass!!!! this is a very serious matter guys!!! no joke!!!

afternun, around 2 30pm... i was eye guarding my frendzzz belongings..

well, biasalarkan... since im a gud guy... then i saw nyuk ha came down pointing upstair... n tell me "class at upstair" then left...

i was just nodding my head to her, when she just left my sight.. i heard a loud!!!! crashing sound!!!!

after few second only i came to my senses that im sitting on the floor... i quickly turn my head around to check if anyone saw my "tuo soi ness"

NEGATIVE!!!

a middle age guys was just 2 meter behind me, watchin my face... i quickly stand up tryin to act normal.. but... damn.. the pain strike my nervous system rapidly and vigorously!!!

i cant withstand the pain.. i find another stable bench... using my arm to support my body, making a "v" sitting style...

simply mean keepin my half pain ass from having contact with the rough woods...

then.. i freeze my movement for few minutes.. i took a lot of deep breaths... my sweat keeps droppin..

then... i realise... my ass...

is...

very...

PAIN!!!

J 神

2010-03-15T20:56:00.003+08:00

it has awez been my dream or hallucination of becoming a superhero

well.. alth i didnt become one but at least my fren did!!

after the training at mt kinabalu well.. here he is J 神

i was thinkin of making a logo for him n i think this one very suit him >>> [ o0o ]

json, u will become our hero d!!!

~Anime~

2010-03-10T14:18:00.003+08:00

today's morning i felt extraordinary sleepy..

probably coz i didnt sleep well.. another nitemare lagi bah last nite...

awake me sahaja..

lek ko.. nelson, last nite u really die charmfully (written for nel n j)

during zhi xin present tat journey to the west.. i just doze off... (zzzz....) sori oo, she ask me how is her presentation hor... i felt so embarassed.. coz i already... zzz-ing..
(not becoz ur presentation d problem ya..)

then recess time.. i wanna rest while listenin those bass element songs... but then.. my classmate are discussin the PJ assignment...

i wanna rest but i need to the guide... but... i nid rest.. but the guide also important... but... aiya!!! in the end.. i just sit down wif my eyes closed but my ears are listenin what they say.
i dono how much it will help..

then.. aftr they finish, hahaha, vivi n me start talkin bout anime.. then zhi xin then.. ethan then then then... (ethan seems to so relieve to found someone can talk about anime)

woa lao, we made a loooooooooooooooooong list of anime orally. hohoho, some of it i dono or i only watch a little bit of it, some i finish it, HAHAHA.. i wonder what else u all like.

p/s: never know vivi n zhi xin watch soooooooooooo many animes. @@... geng..

Nelson's Quote Chin's classico moment

2010-03-08T14:21:00.003+08:00

hmm.. chin.. u are 8th wonder of the pilak u know?

his failure of pronouncing bring a lot of joy and happiness to people around him

example:
chin said : "tat xxx really know how to FLIP(he pronounce)!"
me said : "(feel weird) can u spell the word?"
chin said : "F L I R T"
me... LMAO!!! (there.. i hilang liao one side of my ass...)

other than pronounce, he also easy to trust other people and end up creating hilarious scene!

CLASSIC moment of F6 i can nvr forget!
example:

Mr Adrian (muet teacher) : "chin, can u tell us what is the punishment u will give for those old man who sell (sometin like a painkiller)?"

CHIN (standing up slowly and...) : "ui (facing me n json).. how oo?? how oo?? i dono ler.."

Json (whisper..) : "death sentence"

CHIN (answer with full of confidence) : "DEATH SENTENCE (loud and clear)"

whole class include mr adrian and me... LMAO!!!! ROFL!!!! (now i dont have both side of my ass liao...

then.. here come some quotes from nelson...

"the dog bite n tear my stomach liao........" (normally use when someone is sayin a lame joke to u... to let tat person know his joke is as lame as the nelson's quote)

"u lame until salted fish also continue die....." (simply mean ur lame is over the meter.. cant be improve.. even if u try to improve also useless)

GB!

2010-03-07T17:36:00.003+08:00

just now...

i made some footprints from citymall to foh sang...

because of the weather soooooooo damn hot ar~~~

therefore i decided to get some drinks in milimewah.

once i get in milimewah, i headed straight to the fridge and took pepsi cola 123... then... actually, b4 tat got a phone call...

i mean while i was heading to milimewah, along the road i got a phone call from...

skip~

when i was payin for my drinks... sudenly!!
someone "UI!!"
then i "huh?"

and when i turn my head to the left n opened up my sunyooo eyes.. i saw FRANKY... ogui... i was stunned for 1.75 second... and rm 1.70 was gone for the drinks.. then another phone call again...

FARICA CALLED AGAIN! then i stunned for another 1 second... without realising... farica had sent me home.

thank you mito.

form 6 really nice. i miss form 6.

JASON WCB

2010-03-01T17:44:00.002+08:00

hmm.. when i read nelson blog i recall the first time i saw jason... hmm..

tat time, i sit wif franky, frank say:"why dont we try be fren wif them( ja n sam)?" then i was just... "ok.." (coz i dont want get bully by frank)

then.. when i turn around.. "WOA..." (thatz the first impression he gave me) bcoz he just still still, with his eyes open big.. and.. he vy diam.. even when we talk to him.................... CREEPY

well, i knw he is not LC(nt like nelson who dislike many ppl one XD) the first time i met him, coz to me.. i undstand... i mean who can smile when they are in a school like la salle??? (bunch of gay lou... pilaks... even the guard is ohm!)

then the vy first thing i knw is.. he hard to catch up wif what franky n me say.. he awez response late to our topic... (he reply our question after 10mins! we alr change many topicssss tiam)... but then when we all start get along...

things startin to get ugly... he keep on lying.. whether is important or not... omg... HE LIE EVERYDAY!!! then... really ogui.. he oso keep PLAYING... whether got exam or homework or not...

BUT his result awez able to pass! (its hard in stpm u knw... especially if u dont revise!!!) i awez... O.O!! what the... whenever he get his result... coz he awez play.. dota kah... nba kah.. TSBA kah.. then he pass... me oso do same thing arr... why it doesnt work for me???

anyway.. later i found out he awez got flu.. i would name it "JASON'S FLU" bcoz he's like 24/7 365.. awez wif a tisu on his hand.. wiping or blocking the airway of his nose.

then... aiya.. skip to the last part.. he get good result for his stpm.. OF COZ he can get higher!!! but... anyway lar, jason.. hope ur not wiping ur nose when ur reading this post... i knw.. very terharu rite?

HAHAHAHA, hapi bday

Joanne

2010-02-28T21:50:00.003+08:00

Hapi Bday!

hmm... 2008... the first time i saw her is.. in chemistry group
same group wif gan them...

that time i only knw joanne very like to ask mr chua question, she very pro!
omg...

then got once.. in perhimpunan, her bro keep ask me silent, coz im talkative.. the thing is.. after awhile then only i know that prefect is her bro.. oh my.. lol...

then last time cny, i found out her parents very active! and the random angpau thingy... sobs...

then later i knw joanne is one of the top 10 students in sabah!!

hurray~

then.. the latest i knw is.. joanne bday! hapi bday!

KWONG

2010-02-22T22:36:00.002+08:00

sori kwong... tiz post dont have ur pic..

kwong, i will certainly miss u.. coz now i no longer have any reason to go to tg aru area play ball...

i mayb dont have chance to go play TSBA league at ur taman anymore oso.. haiz...

kwong kwong.. bu yao pa..

i will definitely miss u, hahaha! nxt time u bak, try bring a girl wif u ya!!

CNY IN A NUTSHELL

2010-02-22T00:05:00.003+08:00

thanks to Nelson(pro host), Chin & Json(pro assist) ahahahahahaha, CNY is very meaningful!

start from...

sunday nite - host is nelson & json, join game got jesper, chin n me. then... shisha x2, then... takila x6 shots minimum, then... marlboro x14, then... HUNG OVER wif some funny incident...

monday - host is chin, join game got nel, jas, jes, n me. Brunch at chin's hse, head to joanne's hse, pick angpau randomly but luck not enuf.. T.T... head back home dinner, then i quit game... sobs.. bit regret..

tuesday - i think.. nel, j, kwong, hii, liew, than, tan, chin come over my hse? then.. tennis? lol.. tennis really a sux game.. hot sun, fence low, ball not enuf air.. then.. basketball.. kwong imba.. hit chin's lin tiu x2.. then... lose win win coz kwong imba... LOL!! then... tan's hse dinner... then e-city!!

wednesday - erm.. this one... kwong's hse angpau terus go yap's hse angpau!!! then found out limmie there got angpau but miss liao.. then go ms voo d hse.. omg.. angpau at her hse.. thr oo.. host is ms voo, join game got nel, j, kwong, liew, tan, hii, yap n me for male.. female got than, zen, theresa, joanne n limmie.. omg... slot full liao, host kick?

go lunch at NICE atmosphere d restaurant.. slipper, pet, not allowed... but i wearing slipper wat... then... aftr eat awhile.. chin's slipper kena kick dao holan.. when end game baru he realise? lol? sohai? no lar... the one kick his sliper pro bah.. (json) wif my assist. LOL! then... hii's hse angpau, than's hse angpau... then easyway drink yoyo as dinner then... nite e-city... lose lose lose win!!!! nel dominate wif his CW (coz of my pro assist XD) nt bangga.. coz lose many...

thursday - if not wrong lar.. early go nel's hse angpau.. then chin's hse fetch chin, then... lizen hse? omg... then... nite.. e-city?

friday - if memory really work.. early go limmie hse.. play those slimming machine.. massage machine.. then... then wat liao omg!!! i remember got go jeselton point shisha, then.. liew there ki ling diam roti kosong x2 and air swam...

saturday - go liew hse, woa lao.. pro host oo liew, his hse d sound system nice! then go lido eat, then go... ? chin's hse.. noob host, coz host leave game!!! chin's mum got things to do, then back home wif json.. then meet back nel n yap n tan n go PN. LOSE... then COD6... then.. end game.

sunday - go kwong hse, then go nel hse, then go yap hse... just to prepare n go to.. mr chua hse angpau, fried kui teow, small carmen, then go wong yee jian d hse, then go meet yai yai, then go kwong's farewell drinkin party.

seriously.. cant remember lar!!! i remember then write another report on this.. ciao~ nite liao.. sleep!

PMA

2010-02-09T23:28:00.005+08:00

Positive Mental Attitude

well.. most people that i know actually have the opposite of that including myself. what they have is actually Negative Mental Attitude.

what is this negative mental attitude?
its simple, try u imagine when u are running a 30km marathon... what will be popping up in ur mind the most?

"is it... I cant do it? or... i need a rest.. or this is the worst nitemare or... im going to die? or... im going to suicide... or..."

those are the negative thinking, why call it mental attitude? its becoz part of our mind will subconciously generate these positive or negative thinkin and directly influence our attitude.. therefore it is call mental attitude.

the example for positive mental attitude would be
thomas edison. more than thousand times of retry just to make a bulb light up.
how many people laugh at him before the bulb light up? now, each bulb that light will automatically transfer credit to his bank account
how many people laugh at bill gate before he invent microsoft window? and now who is the top 10 billionaire in this world?
how many people laugh at kobe bryant when he first shot a buzzer beat and miss it? try u look in youtube or news, whole media was doubting kobe bryant. but look at him now, one of the textbook scorer in the Hall of Fame of NBA.

imagine if we were their fren, will we be laughin at them as well when they are trying to make the breakthrough?

BUSY

2010-02-05T22:49:00.002+08:00

super busy

sometime have to skip breakfast...

sometime dont have lunch

just now didnt take dinner.....

didnt have time to bath properly...

this maktab shud learn to organize their time

"human resources are not always dependable when u take account for external factor such as fatigue! hire more lecturer lar!"

maktab

2010-01-05T19:02:00.003+08:00

these 2 days my college put us through 2 assembly... straight for 2 days.

of course we will heard lot of lecture... advise...

today evening i even heard from this well respected lecturer.. another lecture...

but, i finally understand what they trying to say

and i even enjoy reading self improvement book?!

6 more days

2009-12-28T01:54:00.001+08:00

asylum arkham... not bad not bad. learn quite abit of it. finally finish it.

angpau

2009-12-25T21:44:00.003+08:00

hoiyor...

maybe my to-do list will have a little bit update

terus got momentum bah after this afternun!!!

got more to learn though... FIGHT!!!

SUICIDE X3!!!

MERRY X'MAS EVERYONE and a HAPPY NEW YEAR

August 25th To Do List

2009-12-21T03:36:00.002+08:00

just now i read through my post then found this To-Do-List that i made up in august 25th.

its almost 3 months

the lists was

-quad core proc
-oc version mobo
-gtx260
-5.1 or 7.1 subwoofer

hmm... well, i totally forgot i ever wrote down this list in my blog. however subconciously i did proceed with my plan and now here's the update for my to-do-list

-i5 proc
-5.1 subwoofer

well, the gc was done thx to william, he also provide me intel on i5 proc and ati 5800 series.
that mean alot to me. the mobo.. i still need to change it once i get my hand on i5.

i need another plan, hope everythings goes well.

found that i was be able to calm myself this few days.. i still got more to learn

tick tock tick tock

2009-12-18T11:49:00.003+08:00

argh! batman!!!! prototype!!!! mini ninja!!! AoE3 !!! overlord 2!!!! divinity 2? eww... farewell dragon!!!

arrgh???! NOOOO!!!

haiz... not much time to finish it. guess i shudnt force mysef lur.. fan zen no mood play. better finish my task first.

sorry...

2009-12-15T08:56:00.005+08:00

dammit... if i was able to stop any of that...

if i just ask and stop her before any of that...

DAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i will never forgive myself.

rage n madness clouded my mind n vision,

nothing else i could see other than vengeance,

the hellfire burst through my heart and veins,

the things that never stop resting in my body i call it PAIN,

i grip my fist n smash my phone,

spill my blood and vow with a frustrated tone,

THAT i will never ever let this happen to u again...

dragon age origin

2009-12-09T09:59:00.011+08:00

finally i finished dragon age origin. i played this game few times for the reason... i try to use cheat and eventually make the game crash... (the enemy all become invulnerable!! what kind of cheat is that!! wasnt it suppose to be my characther invulnerable?)

anyway the story is about the main characther(which ever background he/she has, e.g. elf, dwarve or human, noble or slave) shown certain quality of a grey warden(the destined type of warrior to go against the final boss of the game) and then was recruited to the battlefield.

well, in this game u will find few other characther trying to tag along wif u but u see.. i find them annoying so i killed some of them or strip their equipment before i send them to heaven(so they are lighter and easier to fly upward)

those trying to tag along are :
alistair - a former member of grey warden, but he is new in there so what he know only scratch the surface of killing-the-final-boss-process. so he is useless, then he keep on whining, then he keep on disaprovaling my decision.(he awez try to be a good man, want me to go through pain in d ass stuff to finish a simple quest.. of coz i choose the easiest way which is doing the BAD deed)
then he is a royal bastard(son of a king but also a bastard)

a witch - the daughter of a legendary witch, she have me kill her own mother for power. ok.. she is a crazy bitch. she can be sentimental and rational at the same time. in the ending she trying to make love wif my characther so tat when i kill the boss the baby will posess some GODLIKE power... then become some GODLIKE baby.. i dono, so i simply said NO U CRAZY BITCH, GET OUT OF MY F***KING SIGHT.then she left... after i up her lvl so high.. damn....

a barbarian - this guy is sick... he keep on acting cool in the whole game... he is lock up in a cage at a village which was goin to be destroy in the early game, he was locked up because he kill a whole family of farmers for not able to tell him where is his lovely sword... the hell... this guy is sick... but i take him wif me simply trying to help me out in the early game.

a bard - this girl is suffering from paranoia, saying she can hear the voice of the CREATOR, THE MAKER OF THE WORLD. she say like tat simply bcoz she want to gain attention. then she act as if she was holy actualy she is an assassin.. so.. i go and smash one of the sacred relic of her religion then she just cry n leave my group.

an assassin - he try to assassinate me in the middle of the game, then i have the option to wake him up after defeating him and recruit him butttttt... i just put a blade through his throat.

a mage - she try to stop me from killing her leader(who is probably infected wif virus).. so i just have to walk through her corpse to kill her leader she said.. so i did as she ask.

thatz a pretty long post... so.. tatz all.

update

2009-12-08T20:23:00.002+08:00

almost finish dragon age origins.

that game... really... TOO EASY for someone like me.

paint

2009-12-07T17:03:00.002+08:00

headache...

dizzy...

getting serious...

GET READY!!!

2009-11-25T23:28:00.006+08:00

i have no idea what lies ahead of me, i dono and i dont really want to know.

JUST GET OVER WITH IT!!!

i have found a goal, im going to take up the challenge, by any chance... i should get ready
hmmph, rm78 decide my fate or is it me that decide my own fate with this rm78?

whatever...

p/s: yai yai, im sorry. i just cant sleep.